Nervous, nervous, Nelly, I'm a nervous, nervous, Nelly!!

Hey Fabulous People,

Well its the night before my first show in 3 months and I've got the start of butterflies in my stomach.. I'm starting to get the usual worries of; Is it going to be good enough, are people going to like it, will I forget my dance steps, will i have a Janet Jackson (wardrobe Malfunction), and of course the proverbial "Do you think this makes my bum look big....(imagine pouty lips)"

I've got a few new firsts in my show for tomorrow nite... I'm not wearing black!! surprise surprise, although moi does love black it is slimming! I'm not wearing my pink fuck me boots.. I'm wearing a new wig, one that I haven't worn out yet !! I'm doing part of a techno song to start with... I'm wearing earrings for the first time, bought them today an they look stunning if i do say so myself...

My outfit for tomorrow nite is going to consist of: a flowy pink dress with shoulder straps, some black heels with sequins on them.. some killer lashes, an some gorgeous earrings... I'm going for a more glamorous look then i usually go for... have a sneak peek... above...

Anyway I'm absolutely knackered an need to brush up on some lyrics...

but will leave you with some funny words from my two favourite horn bags from Fountain gate

" I've got two words for you Kimmy, Lipo-Suction" lol

Chukkas darlings Mwa Mwa

Loves ya Sof xx

There's no place like home, there's no place like home!

Sup' Dolls

So YAY I'm back home in Kansas (Canberra). I would've said that I clicked my ruby red slippers three times and said "there's no place like home, there's no place like home", like our mutual friend Dorothy. But truth be told moi doesn't own a pair, LOL you see red has never been my colour... So I clicked my hot pink stiletto boots together in Wagga Wagga this arvo an three hours later we arrived home in the Nations Capital, after an interesting car ride home, full of singing and dancing around the car much to the amusement of truckers and families passing by us on the Hume. My housemate must've wore himself out, because by Murrumbateman he was sound asleep face down laying feet to the dashboard...

Although he could've been just worn out from last nites party cos man was that fun... If i did the nut bush one more time i think i could've caused myself an injury... lol but not from dancing but from the amount of strawberry daiquiris i consumed... Was a great nite an i hope mama chalker enjoyed herself, cos i sure as hell did!!

anyway guys I need to go try outfits on for my show on Friday nite... cos now comes the lead up to Friday where I start to freak out.. happens every time... lol anyway must dash lol

Loves ya Sof xx

Welcome to Wagga Wagga - Wagga Who?

Hey Dolls,

Well I've unplugged my curling iron an headed bush for a weekend away in what my house mate calls the 'biggest' inland city in NSW... The reason for coming to this not so quite cosmopolitan burb is to attend Mama chalkers 50Th birthday bash.. which is tonight an should be fun..

As you come into wagga the sign says "welcome to Wagga Wagga - home of the National Glass Gallery" which says to me we couldn't agree on something better so here have something benign... LOL My house mate has told me it was meant to say "birth place of Dame Edna" but I guess that's a lil to gay for such a redneck place to cope with..

The one thing that strikes me is the apparent lack of young gay guys here.. I mean in my home burb of Orange there seems to be something in the water cos they are thick and visible.. not so here.. I mean how hard is it to find a nice boy for a nice girl so they can go "watch a movie" as a now disgraced former friend once put it..

The one thing i will say about this city is it isn't short on hot straight boys.. they're everywhere an moi is having a hard time staying lady like and keeping my tongue in between my glittery lip glossed lips.. I swear some of the hotties are making me feel like I'm going through menopause 30 yrs early.. lil hot under the collar much..

So to pass the time in this over hot an dry place I've been taking some time out to watch a YouTube clip or seven... here is wat i'm liking ATM Its so hot an can't wait to see the guys perform live next time I'm in Melbourne.. Swish and Sondra an mega hot Drag queens if u ask me... I'd go lesbionic for them... lol




Anyway my gorgeous people this hot weather is making me think that its definitely Strawberry Daiquiri time. An yes it'll be in a big glass to make my hands look smaller..

Love Sofonda mwa mwa

Loving this right now..

So I found this on youtube, an although the sound quality isn't great on it because its a bit quiet... Its still hot an the make up I think is phenomenal.. loves it!! I only wish I was as good as this, someday maybe I will be...

Hey Betches !!

Hey Betches,

Well I thought seeing this was the new year 2009 that it was about time that I got into the 21st century and started a blog, i mean if my Idol the Fantabulous Ms Kylie can have one then so can can yours truly Moi you know the geeky side of moi is coming out....

So ATM I'm busily preparing myself for 3 shows on Australia day long weekend.. fun I tells ya... running round like a twink on crack... Dancers, outfit, tanning, oh and miming to Kylie plenty of that.. should be fun... More glitter and fake tan, then you could poke a fake tit at...

Anyways getting off track... So Friday Nite I'm doing my first show for 3 months at Cube... should be heaps of fun... I'm doing a bit of a mixed number.. daft punk mixed into Kylie.. but can't say exactly what it is right now gorgeous people cos its a surprise... but its looking hot an my back up dancers are looking hot to... gonna say it in advance but thanx heaps to Azza would be lost without ya babe.. wen it comes to dancing u got the moves.. even if ya have a stack u make it look hot... *giggles*


Anyway I'm off to curl my hair

Loves Ya mwa mwa Sof